Dear wedding ring,
I have not seen you in a month or so. I have looked high and low, Everywhere I can think of. I'm growing very concerned. Did brielle put you in a vent did she swallow you because last I saw you I pulled you out of her mouth. Did you get knocked behind a bed or in the trash. Please come back I miss you dearly.
Love your very adoring
Grandpa Ostler's one true cousin
3 weeks ago